(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
“Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
tweaked pochahontas tattoo. dedicated to my childhood.
rob, sinners & saints
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then...